Cinderella Has Cellulite by Donna Arp Weitzman

Author:Donna Arp Weitzman
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: urn:ean:9781626342095
Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group
Published: 2014-04-07T04:00:00+00:00

Recalling your past losers, they want to know what this joker’s like.

Remember, beige is the color wheel as far as your wardrobe is concerned. If you have any Victoria’s Secret stash left over from the romantic phase between you and their father, better that it stays in a locked closet with the lavender-scented shelf liner. Wear armor around the house. I suggest baggy clothes, showing no hint of cleavage unless yours happen to flop. Shaking and flopping are both good and desirable stepmother assets. Above all, never let a clever or engaging moment surface. Those slips can be mighty damaging. And brains? No brains. Brains are not a good thing.

Ah, you think, but ours could be a later-in-life fairy tale. “There will be no problems,” you’ve already assured each other. “Our children are grown.” However, grown children (though possessing scattered gray hairs and facial wrinkles) do not ensure familial bliss. In fact, the mind games played at this level can be more honed and devious.

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